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Paris Hilton drama is in chronological.....

it's a going to jail episode.......

Monthly Features May 11, 2007

As you know ... Paris Hilton is on her way to jail..... here is a funny.... The Paparazzi caught up with Paris at a stop light... she's in her car crying..... Click Here and see !

Paris Hilton ....... Jail Time

OWNED !

Don't Free Paris Hilton petition !
hahahahahah ! !!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ! sorry, here you go hahahahah !

this is a bad week for Paris Hilton.... a real bad week.........

this bitch is on one ! She is funny, she recently said cops just pull her over to hit on her !
I am sure they do..... keep reading to sign the petition........

..... Paris is going to jail, she needs to bring Nicky with her......... now you too can take a tour of her jail cell

Click here and see it for yourself.......

here is the funny ! All them N words she was spouting off at the mouth about, well there are a few girls inside the jail that are waiting for her ........ with a thin hard little bed, bologna sandwiches..... nasty granny panties.... stripes.... and 6 minute showers..... hahahaha with a lot of dykes ! and they all loved her latest porn ! Here is the next funny in all of this !

on Sunday, supposedly, JUDGE MICHAEL T. SAUER showed up to church last Sunday to a standing ovation !

people in LA are used to celebrities getting some special treatment, but not anymore.....

If you ever take a trip to Hollywierd and you go on that silly trip off the map of the stars..... you will see Cameron Diaz lives right by Paris Hilton...There not friends, at all.......! but now Cameron is like, pissed off at Paris thanks to all the press, helicopters, and paparazzi hat are storming the hills for pics...... Here is Cameron's non-sympathetic response to Paris......"SHE MADE HER BAD CHOICES, SHE'S GONNA HAVE LAY IN IT"

hahahahahahahahahah !

not looking so chipper ....... Nicky needs a cell too........

There is a DON'T FREE PARIS petition going around !

This petition means..... keep her ass locked up for the whole 45 days !

Click Here for the petition ......

apparently Paris has a few fans waiting for her too...... some serious lesbos....

Yup, not soo simple in this next few days of life ! hahahahah here is the scooop ! Next month she'll get a cute lil orange jump suit to jump around in... a state issued tooth brush, soap, toothpaste, shampoo, a comb, deodorant, and some shaving gear to keep her legs nice and smooth for the hard core lesbos to rub on ! Oh, and her text messaging will come to a screeching hault..... There going to give this girl a pencil, stationary, and envelopes to send out her messages ..... Oh, they do have pay phones if you got loot, and she's got $$$$ so she'll have to fight her way around to get phone time.... Then again, that's where all the hard core lesbos hang out, so she might just stay in her cell and chill.....

More drama and funnies coming here

Karma Is A BITCH !

Click Here and share the memories of one dumb girl !

it's a going to jail episode.......

If you want a guaranteed spot to see your girl Paris before she goes to jail.........

this is where you might find her.... it's her getaway Click here

Monthly Features, February 8th and 9th 2007

According to new reports ( wcbs tv ) investigators found illegal narcotics and and prescription medications in Anna Nicole Smith's hotel room !!!! not like were at all surprised .... It is not known at this time what those drugs are.

A toxicology report will determine whether one of these drugs or a combination of both substances contributed to her death. An autopsy is scheduled for today.

let's rewind this p and catch up .........

10/10 Month of Psycho stuff......................

This woman is on one... !
Anna Nicole Smith

Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's attorney and longtime (real good friend ... apparently ), admitted last night on CNN's Larry King Live that he was the "proud father" of Anna Nicole's baby daughter, and that he thinks they will marry... he did add ( at some point ) but they will marry. Stern went on to say the reason they kept their romantic relationship hidden was because his relationship as her lawyer, he felt that it was best to keep everything hidden. Stern said their daughter is named Danilyn Hope, and that the first name is attributable to Smith's late son Daniel, who called Anna Nicole (mommylin) as a youngster.

King asked Stern about the death of Daniel and any facts that made sense...... He said Daniel was sleeping in Anna Nicole's bed, and that she noticed he stopped breathing. Stern quickly called for hospital staff who went to work on him. After the staff declared him dead, Stern and Anna Nicole frantically kept trying to resuscitate Daniel. "Our baby is the one ray of hope it's the one thing that's keeping her going. Through it all, with all the pain, she's been a great mom, a very attentive mom, and she's always by the baby's side."

well now there is some more un folding in this drama........

Larry Birkhead, who demands it even more and says he's the father of ex-girlfriend Anna Nicole Smith's new daughter, has filed a paternity suit against the loving Trim Spa spokes-model to prove it. Birkhead is demanding that Smith return to California from the Bahamas with little Dannielynn Hope for testing to decide once and for all whether he's the daddy. Guess will have to wait to see how Anna Nicole acts this out.......

Maybe this is all for the money, and that's it..... get this information ...... Anna Nicole Smith supposedly has a lucrative new business going,,, She is peddling snapshots of herself to celebrity weeklies, cutting out the middlemen ( the papperazzi ). A couple of weeks she picked up $400,000 from Life and Style for pictures of her soon-to-be-dead son ! That's right.... Daniel, in her hospital room, and the pictures were like hot-cakes...... Anna Nicole has reportedly picked up another million dollars from People for pictures that were taken at a meeting between her and Howard K. Stern. They were apparently staging a fake wedding or meeting of some sort, and had a photographer there to take the pictures..... hahahah ! A source tells Radar, "They clearly staged this as a money-making thing. They just decided to create another photo op."

What a sick in the head woman..... anything for money I suppose........ We'll see her with some rare disease ..... and then we'll all say " karma "

There's more on this coming soon to a mouth near you, or from one.... keep posted .....

This just in

Apparently, Howard K. Stern's claim that he's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is in writing.... and it is on the 5 week old girl's birth certificate. On the certificate, issued by the Bahamas' Registrar General's Office, the child is identified as Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. Marshall, you may recall, is Smith's last married name .... from the ancient late billionaire J. Howard Marshall. Supposedly Anna Nicole's good friend Jackie Hatten still isn't convinced that Anna's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead isn't the daddy. She tells Entertainment Tonight, "I know that he was going with her at some time, so if he has concerns or questions that it's his child, I think they should be warranted."

Meanwhile, Anna Nicole's attorney in the Bahamas has resigned as her lawyer. Michael Scott says he wasn't happy by Smith's decision to hold that commitment ceremony with Stern, and then to sell the photos to People magazine ( whack ) even before she made funeral arrangements for her son ( psycho bitch ). He also says there are "strong differences of opinion between myself and Howard" who is also an attorney "over strategy." and the psycho shi* keeps coming......

Now the dumb girl Anna Nicole Smith could wind up homeless in the Bahamas. The guy who owns the house where she is living has ordered her to pack her things and get out by the end of the month. G. Ben Thompson says he bought the house as a favor to Smith, who he became friends with last year, but claims she was supposed to sign a mortgage to buy it from him. Well, she hasn't. Thompson reaches out to People magazine, "She said it was a gift. I never said that. I don't have that kind of money." Smith applied for residency in the Bahamas based on home ownership. If she doesn't actually own a house, she may be forced to leave the country, which could land her back in California and the middle of Larry Birkhead's paternity suit..... hahah dumb girl !

Yet another in a series of shocking Anna Nicole Smith revelations has exploded! This is getting out of control !

A woman has come forth and testified under oath that the ditzy blonde took hardcore prescription drugs while pregnant, a claim first made public by Larry Birkhead, the self-proclaimed biological father of Smith's new baby girl.... In sealed court documents filed Thursday, Laurie Payne, a woman who spent time with Anna Nicole during her pregnancy, also claims that Anna revealed to her that Larry is indeed the newborn's father. Payne alleges Anna Nicole was taking methadone and Xanax in May, 2006, during her pregnancy. That means that poor kid could be in for a long hard knock life if the effects take over his being......

Methadone is that crazy prescription medication that was found in the body of Smith's dead son, Daniel, and it is a prescribed drug which can be administered as a painkiller... HOWEVER, it is more widely used as a heroin substitute. Supposedly, Lauri Payne says that she actually administered pills to Smith from a bottle marked "Methadone" and that she "personally observed" Smith taking "a rather high dose of Xanax" while pregnant.

These shocking court documents do not help Smith in her bid to maintain sole custody of her daughter and we sincerely hope she is required to take a paternity test.

Anna Nicole Smith could wake up this morning (Friday) December 1st.... homeless in the Bahamas, if a former boyfriend makes good and loving on his promise to have her forcibly evicted from the house he says he owns. G. Ben Thompson claims he has a court order in to kick Smith, her daughter and her lawyer Howard K. Stern, to the curb. Smith and Stern claim the house was a gift, and the ( owner ) claims he is being shambooozled !

Meanwhile, Anna Nicole tells Entertainment Tonight she "might be pregnant again." Great, who let that slip..... The lawyer, the nunn, the nanny, or the new born ? Meanwhile, Larry Birkhead, who says he's the ( hmmm) father of Smith's baby girl, won a round in an LA court this week, when a judge ordered Smith to submit little Danni lynn to genetic testing......

Monthly Features, February 9th, 2007

02/07

Now let's jump into the NOW

Anna Nicole Smith Passes Away

pictures and original story courtesy of www.perezhilton.com

This is just the beginning of the end, and it looks like it is going to get MESSY !

Nicole Smith's sudden collapse at the Hard Rock Seminole Hotel & Casino yesterday appeared to be deadly.
The excuse given out that time was "pneumonia."
Anna Nicole Smith is dead, the apparent victim of a drug overdose, multiple sources confirm exclusively.....
The TV station WFOR-TV in Miami reports that Anna was found unresponsive in her hotel room.
Paramedics were called and performed CPR on her, in addition to inserting a tube in her mouth.
Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel.
Local streets were closed off to rush Smith to the hospital, three miles away.

the Miami Herald is reporting <---- click that link for up dates on the facts from Miami

Anna Nicole Smith Dead at Age 39 from Over Dose

here is all that is known thus far

Smith, who had stayed at the resort in the past, was accompanied by her lawyer and "boyfriend" Howard K. Stern for an event and pleasure....

Anna's daughter, Dannielynn, five months old, was not on the trip, she remained in the Bahamas, where seem had been residing. The infant was under the care of the mother of Shane Gibson

Ron Rale, a friend of the family, and lawyer, revealed that smith hadn't "been well the past few days, she's had cold and flu symptoms."

This afternoon, Anna's private nurse discovered her unconscious in her hotel room

Apparently Smith's bodyguard unsuccessfully tried to revive her body.

Soon after a 911 call, paramedics arrived at the hotel and administered CPR, in addition to inserting a tube in her mouth to facilitate breathing.

The streets were shut down by local police to get Anna to Memorial Regional Hospital hospital.....

and there is this too !

Just a thought.....let's just say the lawyer was behind this drama, all for himself, the money, the kid, the spot..... ??

nice plot for a movie yo !

So this is just the beginning of the end.......... and I am going to keep you up to date right here !

Read this alarming account,
Access Hollywood reports:

According to a credible source, an employee of Anna Nicole Smith found her in her room in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The employee pulled back a sheet and discovered that she appeared to have choked on her own vomit.
The same source claims that Smith took what was referred to as a "children's sedative," and had "kept passing out" before her death.

Entertainment Tonight adds a few details as well..... this report is sick

Sources tell ET that Anna Nicole was suffering from flu-like symptoms upon her arrival [at the Hard Rock hotel] on Monday, but her fever had broken by Wednesday. That afternoon, she fell in the bathroom and hit her head. She said she was feeling fine, had a meal and went back to bed.
Today, she retired to her bedroom to take a nap. When she did not wake after a few hours, she was checked on and found unresponsive. Her eyes were also dilated.

As with everything related to Anna's life, which seems shrouded in mystery and craziness..... It will be a long while before some of this information is turned into something we can understand...... The parties involved in her life, especially the closest family will probably try to evade the truth for as long as possible, but the truth will seep out when it is ready, like any other truth.............

So, let's backtrack for a minute to see where this went a little sketchy.... FYI.....

This was reported last week on February 1st.......

On Wednesday, a judge in Los Angeles had ordered Anna Nicole Smith to submit her daughter, Dannielynn, to DNA testing by February 21st, after she had failed to a court-ordered date to comply last month. hmmmmmmm !

Smith has been in a protracted legal battle with photojournalist and former boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, who claims he is the true father of Anna's baby.

Smith's lawyer and "boyfriend" Howard K. Stern is listed on the birth certificate as the father.

After the news of Smith's death, an emergency hearing was scheduled to occur in Los Angeles on Friday regarding the paternity of Dannielynn.

Birkhead's attorney, Deborah Opri, wants to take a DNA swab from Smith's corpse, which her lawyer calls "the lowest form of behavior I've ever heard of." But if there is something fishy, I agree they should do it !

As an autopsy is scheduled today for the body of the late Anna Nicole Smith, many burning questions are still being asked around the globe ! Who will get Smith's money???

think of this.........

She is currently in litigation with the family of her late husband and with the man that claims to be the true father of her baby girl.....

Why did Anna have her own private nurse with her at the hotel?

And.....

A question that everyone is pondering

Did Howard K. Stern kill Anna Nicole Smith?

Remember back in October 2006, when Smith's mom, Virgie Arthur, told Nancy Grace on CNN Headline News that after the death of Anna's son, Daniel, she was concerned that Howard K. Stern was the one in line to inherit Anna's millions. Then the question was asked........

"If Howard Stern marries her and she ends up dead, then who does the money go to? Danny's not there," Arthur said.

to make matters worse, if Smith's mom saw something evil coming, could that have been the reason she was kept from information closest to Anna Nicole Smith.....

Many people have often speculated that Stern gave Daniel the Methadone prescription heroin substitute that killed him.

Was Stern exploiting Smith's pain for blood money? He was the only one likely responsible for orchestrating the interviews with Entertainment Tonight ( to make millions ) off the information....... and then there is the sale of all their personal photos to People magazine and other publications that should be in question as well........

Then we all ask ???????????

Is Howard the true father of Anna's baby?

This is 100% fishy, something is up, this is all about greed, money and maybe even a set up ////// we'll see

more up to date news coming ~

Monthly Features, November 2006 Drama... this made us all laugh !

11/15th The Marriage From Hell
here are the supposed actions

It's OVER !
from the beginning of the end, to the end of ( just the beginning )

Britney Comedy ......... This should be a reality series on it's own !

Britney is already done with Fed-Ex for gooooood ! To prove it, she's selling the home they bought....

She's moving to Miami, and to top it all off..... everything in the house, To The Left, To The Left.......

The rumor on the Hollywood Streets is that K-Fag was cheating on her with Paris Hilton and more.... not sure of
but when your done reading all this you will have a chuckle on your face !

According to the news on the net, Britney Spears gave Kevin Federline three strikes before calling him "ass out" ! According to Britain's News of the World, he used 'em all, spending time and money on hookers, drugs, and a major gambling habit. He better shake that......The tabloid quotes one Las Vegas call girl as saying, "Kevin was a real party animal. We went to two casinos then back to his hotel suite in Vegas. There were lots of drugs ..... cocaine, weed, and ecstasy. Kevin said we could be together if he wasn't married. Another time I went to his hotel suite and the tub was full of strippers." A close friend of Britney goes on to say "For ages she was blinded by love for Kevin. Now she's seen the light."

Ehhh what does one do a week after filing for DIVORCE ?????

how about showin SANTA SOME SKIN ! ho ho ho ho ho hooooo and then it's off to shoppin !
they might be getting a divorce, but now she's dressing like K-Fed ( Fed-Ex ) dressed her down.....

but wait, it gets good when you see where this takes her !

Here is some more funnies......

picture courtesy of Perez Hilton's creative mind at www.perezhilton.com

Apparently..... K-Fed was live on TV doing an interview
when he got the text from Britney saying, IT'S OVER.......

that alone is comedy !

Here is the scoop....... Britney was Fed up.... federline up that is.....

We all knew it was coming and after she filed yesterday, nobody was really surprised.....

Actually we were all surprised it lasted that long to begin with...... PERIOD......

On the flipside.here are some fun facts on K-Fed's CD which is Lindsay Lohans favorite CD to bump......

Kevin Federline's new album, Playing With Fire, debuted on the U.S. album charts at (151 )
with around 6,000 copies sold. But wait, then you
have to subtract the 4,000 copies FedEx bought with Britney's cashhhhhhh
for the first week of sales, and then you have the true sales figures!
Britney saw her man's worth and was like, ehhhhhh I'm OUT !

Here is what is coming out of Hollywood........

All Britney wants is full custody, Federline doesn't have to pay a dime, and he will walk away with $300,000 that is lovely.......... this dude scored pretty big heer.........

and now he'll have all the time in the world to fly to Vegas ( on BlueJet0 and party it up at hotels like, ehhhh motel 6, and

write his book of memoirs....... and to think all he had to do was love her, be a good father, and stay by her side...... IDIOT ! Get this though, he really is writing a book, and Britney is all up in it !

Clck Here !!!!! and read the full story !

NOW THERE'S MORE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

from PEREZ HILTON ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

" The rumor I'm now hearing is that K-Fed hooked up with PARIS HILTON and Shanna Moakler found out and told Britney.

I'm just telling you what I heard.

If it's true... That's low, even for Paris."

perez is hilarious ! one of the best.......... but there is still a lot more here

Britney aint stressin it though ...... check this out !

Britney Spears is reported as being 2 steps in the right direction to a better life... she's free of K-Fed..... and now she's lining up some love in the 702! She's looking to extend her artistic ability in Las Vegas. Reports are saying there is a strong possibility that she will launch her big comeback on The Strip with a glitzy show that would bring in the really big bucks... like 15 to 20-million per week.... for 20 weeks of work each year. To make the offer somewhat official per say, Palms hotel owner George Maloof tells the Las Vegas Review Journal, "There will always be a standing offer for her to play at the Palms, particularly in our new venue."

Britney loves Vegas, remember when she accidentally married Jason Alexander... ehhh she tied the knot in a Sin City chapel on New Year's Eve 2004, but had the marriage annulled 55 hours later.... with the whole country talking.... how funny.

There is more coming ! this is funny.........

Contrary to previous reports, Kevin Federline might want to hang on to them sex tapes for more money....... London's Daily Mail uncovered the details of the pre-nup the couple signed before tying the knot, and it shows Fed-Ex receiving $300,000 .... not the 10-million that was initially suggested by previous media cats....... The document insures that Brit will keep all her real estate holdings and endorsement cash to herself and only cuts Kevin in on the money she's earned during their marriage! hahahahah !

Meanwhile, a British tabloid is reporting that Fed-Ex has been shopping a sex video the couple made early in their relationship and he's wants 65-million for it. Britney may be forced to cave on some of his demands or the tape could make her into another Paris Hilton. News of the World is also reporting that Brit lost her mind and let Fed-Ex have it after catching him with another woman... and the news continues to pour in, this is getting better every day! more coming soon, and it gets better every day !

By the way, K-Fed has 4 hours of sex tape in his possession, and he wants 16-million for it, or it will be on the internet.... and Britney doesn't like that at all ! hahahahahahahahahahahah Would you pay $10 to watch em go at it ?

Well now there is more to this shi*****

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's split is taking another ugly turn .... One legal expert supposedly insists that K-Fed's request for custody of their kids is actually just a blackmail attempt. Harvey Levin says Federline isn't happy with the settlement coming to him in the wake of the couple's pre-nup and plans to defend his parenting skills by exploiting her with doubt as to her fitness as a mother. In a column posted on www.TMZ.com Levin writes, "Federline has been an absentee dad from the get go. He's shown no interest in parenting his kids, but for a price, he'll go away." hmmmmmmm

as for that sex tape ????? welll

Fed Ex's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, just issued the following statement:

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else. It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin's silence."

OK, so this is when things really get funny

Seems like Brit has lost her mind, and found a friend to help her lose more of her mind......

a few friends at that..........
picture and video below from Perez Hilton....

This is going to get pretty bad.... There is a funny video that goes to all of this, but first, here is the story ! Lindsay was at a party over the weeken where Paris Hilton had been, and the party got so bad that security kickedd Lindsay Lohan outty ! Supposedly Lindsay was hit by pARIS AND pARIS SUPPOSEDLY TOOK A BEER AND POURED IT ALL OVER he rfirecrotch........... well now the story gets deeper... see Paris and Britney are becoming best friends and Lindsay is getting jealous...... everyone is paying attention to these two, Paris and Brit are all over LA partying it up, and now it's being said Britney wants to be JUST LIKE Paris ! hahahahah ! This had Lindsay calling Paris a cokehead, among other 4 letter words that rhyme with stunt

After being kicked out of the party Lindsay sat in her car .... then came up to the security fence to get some stuff, came inside the fence and started yelling some more words

While Paris has remained pretty quiet about the tif, Lindsay has been caught on tape calling Hilton a "cunt". And, following her return this past week to Los Angeles, she has now been videotaped (yesterday) claiming that Paris hit her!!!!

Sporting a bruise on her left arm, Lohan unloaded on the paparazzi waiting outside her hotel, alleging, "I'm saying this on tape. She hit me for no reason, apparently, at my friend's house. I didn't know she would be there and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me. It hurts and it's not OK. I'm sorry for everyone who thinks I'm crazy but I'm just trying to act." to see for yourself, go to : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Oy8QOoIvA

Here's the drama between Lindsay and Britney............

You might recall.....Lohan drew first blood against Britney earlier this month, when she was caught on tape taking a slight dig against Spears. Click the link and check out the info Perez Hilton caught up with........

On Wednesday, Hilton and Spears decided to check up on Hollywood hotspot Teddy's. Lohan also made an appearance at the club that night, and as she pulled up to the venue, Lindsay was cranking out Kevin Federline's album from her car, which was all caught by paparazzi video you can see above.......

As you know, word got back to Britney, who was said to be furious and gave Lohan the brush-off when she attempted to come and hang with her and Paris inside Teddy's ........... Later that night inside "Teddy's" Lindsay is quoted as saying she wouldn't mind "hooking up with him," sometime... apparently referring to Kevin Federline....

The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. "Take him," she told the table of friends. "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"

Just before the big Saturday night fight you read about above, Lindsay was shopping at the Madison boutique in Malibu when Britney and Paris decided to come to the same shopping complex ....... and the paparazzi all but abandon Lindsay to go snap the new best friends shopping it up........ Can you say Jealousy ! that is probably where the fight came from, Lindsay is dying to get revenge.....

SO NOW THE STORY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH... HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU ?

After all the drama, all three hung out in LA for a little make up day .... So Britney, Lindsay, and Paris are out together talking and Lindsay supposedly says " some mother f*&ck*&er(*s is spreading stories that you hit me ! at a party, with a drink, and then poured it all over me ! ... when i find out who is telling all these stories they'll regret it ! " wow that woman is on one !

Britney Exposed....
all her 1001 parts,
and no, this aint for Lever.....
just Bever !

click the picture and go to see the real deal picture from Perez Hilton

Britney Spears might not have a sex tape on the way, but she is tramping around LA showing off her hooha, supposedly.....what you might be missing on tape, now it's on the net, a nice little shot of her ( supposed monkey ) her privates are going around the world......... All of this went down while partying with her new "best friend forever" Paris Hilton in LA on Friday, Britney pulled a Lindsay Lohan and was photographed crawling out of a limo wearing a mini-skirt with nothing underneath. Perez Hilton has a shot of it at www.perezhilton.com ...... I look at it this way, Paris only chills with you if there is something in it for her, and there is with Brit... she needs help selling her CD, so a duet with Brit, and Brit letting it happen, is EXACTLY what Paris wants............... Brit is too stupid to pick up on it right now, so I am sure she is just getting the 2ns wind from a messy divorce.......

With all of this said, reports out of Hollywood are pointing in the direction that there really is a sex tape after-all, and K-Fed has just been paid off to keep it shut, however, internet sources are getting the impression the net will just turn up one of these tapes sooner or later......... Then I suppose we can all watch someone take it like a champ, or something to that matter.

Now Pharrell is getting a little disrespected !
WHAT A MONTH !

picture from perezhilton.com

Some more Britney COmedy 4 us to LauGh aT ! ahhaahahahah !

Britney Spears, ooops she f in up again..... Britney is busy pissing off, ONLY the best in the business...

Brit was supposed to be in Miami ( South Beach ) over the past two weeks recording with Pharrell, but never showed up for her session which is a dis on Pharrell to say the least. Then to make matters worse, reports are coming in that Britney was in Vegas verses Miami, which might make a little sense since she does have a pad there to post up at with tator tot..... and her excuse for canceling a show with Scott Storch and Paris over the past weekend was because of Tator Tot.... he supposedly had an ear infection. The Miami Herald wrote a piece that is getting some lovely attention ! Click Here and read it !!!!!!!!

Once you read the concerns fans are having for Brit, then check out her My Space.... http://myspace.com/britneyspears Her fans are trippin on her ....

While Brit is missing recording sessions with Pharrell, this is what she has been up to !

Hahahahahahah ! click the picture, go to www.perezhilton.com and see the rest of em, they will have you on all 4's !
more to come soon !

Ok, well the ( more ) is here !

Rumor has it..... Britney knew it all along !

K-Fed was sleeping with this Vegas hooker / porn star for a complete month before Britney found out what was going down......Supposedly speaking, Britney took a trip to Louisiana to visit her parents, and K-Fag went straight to Vegas to visit Kendra Jade..... According to supposed stories from K-Fed.... they never had sexual relations, but according to friends of Kendra Jade, they supposedly hit it a gang of times......

Monthly Features, October 10th, 2006

10/10 Month of Psycho stuff......................

This woman is on one... !
Anna Nicole Smith

well now there is some more un folding in this drama........

There's more on this coming soon to a mouth near you, or from one.... keep posted .....

This just in

These shocking court documents do not help Smith in her bid to maintain sole custody of her daughter and we sincerely hope she is required to take a paternity test.

Monthly Features, September 20th, 2006

9/20 Month of Punkd stuff......................

OWNED !

Paris was super PUNK'd by Danger Mouse of Gnarles Barkley and company .....
Basically they jacked her CD, altered it, and let people get the fake version of the CD,
pics, naked stuff, and funk music ! You have to see it for yourself though !

If you click the link below you can see exactly how it was done !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxUl9Mxbh1E&eurl=

Spin Magazine got a kick out of the prank so they ran this add !

http://www.spin.com/features/news/2006/09/060905_paris/

OWNED !

Monthly Features, September 5th, 2006

9/5

Picture courtesy of Associated Press .......

Mr Irwin, 44, died after being struck in the chest by the stingray's barb while he was filming a documentary in Queensland's Great Barrier Reef.

Steve Irwin, the ever-so-popular Australian television personality and environmentalist known as the

STINGRAYS

picture and info courtesy of the bbc

These members are approximately 70 species worldwide and

mostly found in tropical seas, but some exist in freshwater too....

They feed primarily on molluscs and crustaceans on sea floor..

They tend to swim with flying motion using large pectoral wings,

usually docile. These Stingrays are not known to attack aggressively, but they will cut you if you scare em........

They are highly equipped with venom-coated razor-sharp barbed or serrated tails, up to 20cm long.... and they work.

"Crocodile Hunter," was killed Monday by a stingray while filming an underwater documentary on the Great Barrier Reef, titled " The Deadliest Creatures".... He was 44. Irwin was killed by a stingray barb to the heart on Batt Reef, off the remote resort town of Port Douglas in northeastern Queensland, Australia.

Irwin was famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his worldly word "Crikey!" in his television program Crocodile Hunter, which was first broadcast in Australia in early 1992..... You might have seen his show on the Discovery Channel. However, Irwin had also received negative publicity by crossing the line in the eyes of some who witnessed his crazy antic in 1994 at the Australia Zoo reptile park by carrying his 1 month old son into a crocodile pen during a wildlife show. He tucked the infant under one arm while tossing the 13-foot reptile a piece of meat with the other hand! This craziness all comes to an end though, and his manager speaks out ......

Mr Irwin's manager John Stainton told the BBC the stingray's barb had pierced the personality's heart.

"He came over the top of a stingray and a barb, the stingray's barb went up and put a hole into his heart," he said.

"We got him back within a couple of minutes to Croc 1, which is Steve's research vessel, and by 12 o'clock when the emergency crew arrived they pronounced him dead."

http://www.crocodilehunter.com/crocodile_hunter/about_steve_terri/index.html

Monthly Features, August, 2006

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Mel Gibson from beginning of the end, to the end of the end.............

here is some funny stufffffffff

Before I get started... www.TMZ.com looks like they will be the big heroes in all of this drama since they were the ones that broke this story to the world...... www.tmz.com is likely to be turned into a synd

Mel Gibson might have bit off a little more than he can chew this time............ I hate pushing dirt that really tears an artist apart, for real, but Mel Gibson may have just handled his whole career right down the drain...........

Here is the deal! As you already know, Mel was pulled over for doing 87 in a 45 in Malibu, on the PCH, the worst place to be pulled over by a cop in the whole USA ..... Let's rewind this first... Mel has been pulled over 3 times in the past and not even gotten a ticket, and supposedly, the last time he was pulled over, he was on his cell phone the whole time, and never made eye contact with the officer after receiving a warning......... well, karma catches up to you......... The funny thing is this, after he was pulled over this last time the arresting officer asked for the report to be written in a part 2 form so the real story didn't leak over to the public, but the story is leaking, and so is Mel's career........ get this.... his blood alcohol level was .12 and his eyes were bloodshot red an hour before he left the party he was at ( Moonshadows on the PCH ) tourists and people partying offered his A** a ride, but he refused........ IDIOT !

Mel apparently tried to flee the scene first, second, he trashed a pay phone at the cop shop, and then the worst part is his racist remarks he made while being arrested........he asked the arresting officer if he was Jewish ... then he went on to say stuff.... apparently deep racist ish like, Jewish people are responsible for all the wars in the world etc.... craziness...... well now the story gets a little bit more ( funny ) hahahah

Mel Gibson is doing some deeper groveling. In another lengthy statement, Mel goes on the record to say, he wants "to apologize specifically to everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer the night I was arrested on a DUI charge." That'd be that business about the "bleeping Jews" being "responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson now says, "There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Semitic remark." Not only that, Mel wants to "meet with leaders in the Jewish community" to "help me on the journey through recovery." But he says he'll understand if they don't want anything to do with him... I think they all want to sock him in the jaw...........

Meanwhile, the career fallout has begun with ABC which has cancelled a mini-series Gibson was producing. It was about ... no joke...... the Holocaust................................... I hate to say it, but when the pictures hit the net and they will soon, because tourists partying with him at Moon shadows have sold the pictures they took of him for $80,000 ..... it looks like his publicity pics for a serious war movie, you get to see them in the next " In Touch Weekly " when it comes outty ! hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

OK, now here is the funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!! The video and audio recording of Mel's drunken experience is being kept under wraps by authorities. The tapes are currently evidence, and if they're used in a trial, they'll only be released if they become part of the public record -..... so rewind..... if they're used as evidence in a trial, you can bet Mel and his people will be fighting hard against that happening, because the last thing Mel needs, is more drama than he's already caused...... In the meantime, there is more bad news for Mel in the financial scheme of things:

Mel Gibson won't be in the next Deuce Bigalow movie, and a serious statement makes it official. Rob Schneider took out an ad in yesterday's issue of the trade paper Variety to announce, "I, Rob Schneider, a half-Jew, pledge from this day forth to never work with Mel Gibson ! actor-director-producer and anti-Semite." Schneider says his decision is final ...... "even if Mr. Gibson offered me the lead role in Passion of the Christ Two...even if Mel had a juicy voice-over role in his new flick Apocalypto and I spoke ancient Mayan."

Gibson, by the way, isn't squirreled away in one of those fancy Hollywood rehab facility places in LA. He is is on the loose, participating in what his publicist calls an outpatient "program of recovery." The program at Passages , the rehab spot in Malibu where he is supposedly staying, is costing him $75,000 a month! His first line of duties is the toilet cleaning everyone does the first week..... hmmmmm seeing his head buried in a toilet, priceless, someone get that picture on the net! This hasn't been confirmed though, this is just word of mouth drama.....

Meanwhile, not everyone is mad at Mel, Patrick Swayze is dirty dancing his way to Mel Gibson's dark corner. In an interview on British television yesterday, Mel's friend went on record to say, "He is not anti-Semitic. People say stupid things when they happen to have a few, and especially if you don't drink anymore, or have limited your drinking for a long time." Swayze also explains the issue of celebrity style bashing verses the normal everyday kinda guy, "Everybody else gets to be allowed to have a stupid moment and nobody knows about it or cares the next day." Wait until Swayze sees what Rob Schneider had to say, who last week castigated Gibson in an ad in Variety!

All for drinking, driving, and talking out of your ass. IDIOT !

There is more on the horizon. Here is the good news.......Disney isn't going to let a drunk-driving arrest and an anti-Semitic tirade keep them from releasing Mel Gibson's Mayan epic Apocalypto on December 8th, as scheduled, They think it will be a hit because of all the one's who want to see if he is as big of a bigot as he seems................

In other Mel bashing news, Kirk Douglas has opened a can of whoooop-ass on Gibson by penning a column in Variety. The column is all for denouncing Gibson's "cancerous sore of hatred for the Jews." Ironically, supposedly Douglas says he's in the midst of writing a non-fiction book on the subject called Let's Face It..... This book was written about his views about the movie Passions of Christ and the fact that he never thought Gibson was an anti-Semitic, because of Gibson's friends and associates that were close to him, and the fact that they were Jews. Douglas went on to say, "he worked with Jews and has many Jewish friends." Douglas summed it up pretty well......... "When wine comes in, truth goes out." Gibson, writes Kirk, is "in a mess."

It is August 18th, here is more Mel DraMa! Mel Gibson is turning to another out-of-control actor for help in his booze rehab -.,... and his name is Nick Nolte! According to In Touch magazine, instead of checking into a rehab facility, Mel has been living at home and attending private Alcoholics Anonymous at the home of his Malibu man Nick Nolte, known for throwing the bombest parties in Malibu, by the way ! I would say that is like the blind leading the blind.........

And now ! the OUTCOME !!!!!!!!!!!!

So.... apparently, Mel Gibson got off big time yesterday ( Thursday, August 17th, 2006 ) he went to court and his judge......Lawrence Mira...who is a singer, song writer, record producer, and Hollywood agent, so he knows the lifestyle and how it can turn destructive...... According to reports in LA, he's also a victim of past circumstance .......he's a former drunk driver that went through the same drama by rolling over his vehicle after hitting a cement wall...... The worst part in his situation was that it was in his juristiction and he had to find another judge to try his case, in which he got the same sentence that he gave Mel....... 3 years probation, and he DID not loose his license, just restricted for a few months, he doesn't have to go to re hab, but he does have to pay fines and attend AA meetings for 4 1/2 hours a day..... I think we treat celebs a little too lenient when it comes to serious matters that young up and coming artists see as ( the treatment they will get if they make it to the top in their respected fields........ ) NOT GOOD FOR OVERALL MORALE ........... This Judge lawerence has also tried cases and been super easy going on cats like Tommy Lee, Nick Nolte, Charlie Sheen, and Christian Slater.... even Nichole Richie in her latest dramas

Monthly Features May 11, 2007 As you know ... Paris Hilton is on her way to jail..... here is a funny.... The Paparazzi caught up with Paris at a stop light... she's in her car crying..... Click Here and see !

Paris Hilton ....... Jail Time

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let's rewind this p and catch up ......... 10/10 Month of Psycho stuff......................

Monthly Features, November 2006 Drama... this made us all laugh ! 11/15th The Marriage From Hell here are the supposed actions

Monthly Features, October 10th, 2006 10/10 Month of Psycho stuff......................

Monthly Features, September 20th, 2006 9/20 Month of Punkd stuff......................

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As you know ... Paris Hilton is on her way to jail..... here is a funny.... The Paparazzi caught up with Paris at a stop light... she's in her car crying..... Click Here and see !

let's rewind this p and catch up .........

10/10 Month of Psycho stuff......................

Monthly Features, November 2006 Drama... this made us all laugh !

11/15th The Marriage From Hell
here are the supposed actions

Monthly Features, October 10th, 2006

10/10 Month of Psycho stuff......................

Monthly Features, September 20th, 2006

9/20 Month of Punkd stuff......................

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